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Future Of Sex! A Push Button For Amazing And Instant Orgasm

First off, this isn’t a joke, far from April 1st for that. This is a real orgasm machine, developed by scientists and surgeons from Winston-Salem, NC, that will stimulate an orgasm at the press of a button. This isn’t some toy for horny folks. It is designed for people with orgasmic dysfunctions and requires surgery and implant.

Slightly smaller than a packet of cigarettes, the device uses electrodes attached to the patient's spine, with orgasms being triggered by remote control.

The machine is not intended for a mass market looking to spice up their day at whim or expedite their sexual encounters, however, but for women who normally struggle to achieve orgasm.

North Carolina surgeon Stuart Meloy told New Scientist how he conjured up the idea while performing a procedure on a female patient.

"I was placing the electrodes and suddenly the woman started exclaiming emphatically," he said. "I asked her what was up and she said, 'You're going to have to teach my husband to do that'." Clinical trials of the machine are due to commence later in the year, with Meloy adding that it could help couples with withering sex lives.

"If you've got a couple who've been together for a while and it's just not happening any more, maybe they'll get through it a bit easier with this," he said.

Instant orgasms come at the cost of rather invasive surgery, however, with CBS Charlotte detailing the procedure thus: 'During the operation, a patient would remain conscious so that a surgeon could correctly pinpoint the right nerves to fit the electrodes in a patient's spinal cord. Then, a signal generator would be connected which would be most likely implanted under the skin of a patient's buttocks.' "It's as invasive as a pacemaker, so this is only for extreme cases," Meloy explained.

In other incredible medical science news this week, a team of researchers at the University of Illinois produced a 3D-printed "electronic glove" that could help keep your heart beating forever.

Christopher Hooton

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